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家庭慘劇

李先生一家四口, 包括兩夫妻及一子一女, 某一夜, 一家四口發生了命案, 其中一人凶手 A, 用菜刀掘出了另一人 B 的眼睛, 血流披面, 而同謀 C 竟然在 B 的眼睛... 正確而言是眼睛原來的位置倒火酒, 令 B 的手腳不停抽筋, 並大叫了達 3 分鐘, 但實在忍不住痛苦, 最終跳出窗外, 從 52 樓跌下死亡, 面目模糊, 四肢絕斷, 甚為恐怖. 在 2 分鐘之後警察趕到, 第四位家庭成員, 目擊者 D 為了毀滅證據, 把 B 的眼睛放入口用力咬碎, 最後吞下了.

現知道:
（1）同謀C和目擊者D性別不同。
（2）最年長的成員和目擊者D性別不同。
（3）最年輕的成員和被害者B性別不同。
（4）同謀C的年齡比被害者B大。
（5）父親是最年長的成員。
（6）凶手A不是最年輕的成員。

請問李先生夫妻和子女分別是 ABCD 中的什麼人呢?

地鐵有個肥仔

今日坐地鐵, 見到有個肥仔,將隻手指公塞入個鼻哥窿度...... 挖兩野....... 跟住........放落口度.........
第一眼見到以為自己睇錯...... 點知佢重複做相同既動作五六次.......... 我真係有d想嘔既感覺.........

26 November 2005

琴晚姑姐,四嬸同阿媽慶祝生日, 我地壽左美孚間陶園食晚飯...... 好好食!!

夢

星期一晚又再一次夢見公公......

本來夢見佢唔係一件新鮮既事, 自從佢去世之後, 我都斷斷續續夢見佢好多次, 但今次咁既情景, 係從未試過.

係夢中, 公公雖仲未去世, 不過已經病重了... 本來係有辦法可以救到佢, 但因為我實在太唔小心, 越心急就越亂... 最後都係救唔到佢...... 佢係夢中又再死多次........ 我嚇醒左...... 一整日都有種後悔,心痛既感覺.......再次喚起公公去世既時候,自己無法留係佢身邊, 那種無奈,傷心既感覺.....

五年啦.... 公公去世左足足五年啦.... 仍然都係好唔捨得佢.....

犯眾憎當選感受訪問

記者:請問你當選犯眾憎有咩感想?
犯眾憎: 我要感謝我既父母, 生得我咁黑人憎, 仲要多謝各位同事既"支持"....無你地既"支持"..我無可能當選..... 最重要係多謝cnt俾咁既機會我, 發揮得淋漓盡致!yeah....多謝大家
記者:咁你下個目標係咩呀?
犯眾憎: 我希望可以做正仆街...... 所以依家好努力咁practice令各同事都改口叫我做仆街, 唔好再叫我做c-fu..... 我一係唔做一做就要做正既.... 唔要做副..... 所以請叫我正仆街......
記者:如果條街唔俾你仆呢?
犯眾憎:hm....我會同大佬講咯.... 睇下到時點咯?睇下大佬點安排~~
記者:佢叫你去食X你食唔食?
犯眾憎: hm.... 如果大佬要我食既..... 我都無辦法.... 唯有有幾多食幾多....
記者: 大佬好似都頂你唔順...一早想整你個髻囉喎
犯眾憎: 咁樣呀?..... 我唯有搽多d生髮水... 生多d頭髮.... 咁大佬會好整d......
記者: 嘩..你果然好體貼大佬呀...果然係中佬門口既一條狗呀!
犯眾憎:叫我做狗?你呢個做法就錯啦..... 唔係咁樣做野架...... 叫我做狗就好對唔 住d 狗啦...........
記者:果然有見地．．．你個腦既位置果然係同常人唔同呀....
犯眾憎:梗係啦.... 我呢個位唔易做架..... 人地做錯野, 又要第一時間擺人上檯, 轉頭又要同d細講自己有幾圍大, 幫人頂(左佢上檯)......
記者:咁你咪好辛苦．．．唔怪得你成日做到病．．要Sick leave 啦
犯眾憎:其實sick leave都係做焗油咋..... d同事咁鍾意整我個髻.... d頭髮唔順整親佢地隻手就唔係咁好啦......萬 一佢地問我?錢就煩啦
記者: 咁真係難為?你啦..要你嚮背後做咁多"?"
犯眾憎:唉... 等d同事仲以為我無野做.... 其實我日日都裝備自己.... 上網search 下有咩salon焗油好... 轉換下唔同既髮型,... 其實日日都 係dr drill..... 因為唔知同事幾時想整我個髻架嘛.......
記者：你真係好用心良苦喎....真係值得大家叫你正仆街..而唔係副
犯眾憎: 梗係啦用哂所有返工時間黎睇股市, salon 既資料.... 將所有野俾哂幾米做...... 做咁多野都係想?呢個"正仆街"大獎
記者: 你真係實至名歸啦...真係冇人能及呀 ...真係抵你仆街架
犯眾憎:你錯啦.... 係正仆街..... 我地做野點可以掉轉頭黎既呢.......你聽"賣"我講先..........(下略萬字....因為全是廢話)
記者:... (心聲: 可唔可以?人殺?佢)
犯眾憎: (用手指...篤記者....心想...起身呀, 返工時間訓覺!!!!......等記者起身之後, 當無事發生走左去)
記者:乜事?! 乜事?! (知道犯眾憎所為後)....正仆街呀 #^#$^y(#49=3453

最低工資

最 低 工 資 的 討 論 ， 根 本 不 是 甚 麼 勞 資 對 立 議 題 。 經 濟 學 家 David Neumark 是 近 年 來 對 最 低 工 資 研 究 最 深 入 的 一 位 學 者 ， 他 最 新 的 研 究 有 這 樣 的 結 論 ︰ 最 低 工 資 長 遠 而 言 會 減 低 年 輕 人 收 入 ， 會 剝 削 年 輕 人 接 受 在 職 培 訓 機 會 ， 且 對 少 數 族 裔 負 面 影 響 尤 其 顯 著 。

香 港 現 時 最 嚴 重 的 問 題 ， 就 是 年 輕 人 的 失 業 率 高 踞 不 下 ； 而 香 港 未 來 的 經 濟 亦 要 靠 為 這 群 年 輕 人 提 供 在 職 培 訓 機 會 ， 這 些 更 是 政 府 的 職 業 培 訓 無 法 代 替 的 。 最 低 工 資 會 惡 化 年 輕 人 失 業 問 題 ， 反 對 最 低 工 資 是 為 了 他 們 ， 也 是 為 了 香 港 的 未 來 。

最 低 工 資 如 果 真 的 能 夠 幫 到 低 收 入 家 庭 ， 明 目 張 膽 反 對 這 兩 項 政 策 就 是 麻 木 不 仁 。 但 實 證 已 經 清 楚 指 出 ， 最 低 工 資 最 高 工 時 只 會 令 低 收 入 家 庭 更 難 脫 貧

節錄自: 蘋 論 ： 最 低 工 資 辯 論 為 甚 麼 會 輸 2005-11-10
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我一直都反對最低工資最高工時, 個d政黨打正旗號,想藉此爭取市民既支持, 有學識既人都知長遠黎講只有壞處. 真係立法既話,到時大家既生活只會更加辛苦. 呢班咁既政客, 只係睇短線, 亳無遠見可言!

Corpse Bride Soundtrack Lyrics: Tears to Shed Lyrics

MAGGOT
What does that whispy little brat have that you don't have double?
BLACK WIDOW
She can't hold a candle to the beauty of your smile
CORPSE BRIDE
How about a pulse?
MAGGOT
Overrated by a mile
BLACK WIDOW
Overbearing
MAGGOT
Overblown
MAGGOT AND BLACK WIDOW
If he only knew the you that we know
CORPSE BRIDE(sigh)
BLACK WIDOW
And that silly little creature isn't wearing his ring
MAGGOT
And she doesn't play piano
MAGGOT AND BLACK WIDOW
Or dance
MAGGOT
Or sing
MAGGOT AND BLACK WIDOW
No she doesn't compare
CORPSE BRIDE
But she still breathes air
BLACK WIDOW
Who cares?
MAGGOT
Unimportant
BLACK WIDOW
Overrated
MAGGOT
Overblown
MAGGOT AND BLACK WIDOW
If only he could see How special you can beIf he only knew the you that we know
CORPSE BRIDE
If I touch a burning candle I can feel the painIf you cut me with a knife it's still the sameAnd I know her heart is beatingAnd I know that I am deadYet the pain here that I feelTry and tell me it's not realFor it seems that I still have a tear to shed
MAGGOT
The sure redeeming featureFrom that little creatureIs that she's alive
BLACK WIDOW
Overrated
MAGGOT
Overblown
BLACK WIDOW
Everybody know that's just a temporary stateWhich is cured very quickly when we meet our fate
MAGGOT
Who cares?
BLACK WIDOW
Unimportant
MAGGOT
Overrated
BLACK WIDOW
Overblown
MAGGOT AND BLACK WIDOW
If only he could seeHow special you can beIf he only knew the you that we know
CORPSE BRIDE
If I touch a burning candle I can feel no painIn the ice or in the wun it's all the sameYet I feel my heart is acheingThough it doesn't beat it's breakingAnd the pain here that I feelTry and tell me it's not realI know that I am deadYet it seems that I still have some tears to shed

Corpse Bride Soundtrack Lyrics: Remains of the Day

BONEJANGLES
Hey! Give me a listen you corpses of cheerLeastles of you who still got an earI'll tell you a story make a skeleton cryOf our own jubiliciously lovely corpse bride
BONE BOYS
Die, die we all pass awayBut don't wear a frown cuz it's really okayAnd you might try 'n' hideAnd you might try 'n' prayBut we all end up the remains of the dayYeah yeah yeah yeah yeahYeah yeah yeah
BONEJANGLES
Well our girl is a beauty known for miles aroundWhen a mysterious stranger came into townHe's plenty good lookin', but down on his cashAnd our poor little baby, she fell hard and fastWhen her daddy said no, she just couldn't copeSo our lovers came up with a plan to elope
BONE BOYS
Die, die we all pass awayBut don't wear a frown cuz it's really okayAnd you might try 'n' hideAnd you might try 'n' prayBut we all end up the remains of the dayYeah yeah yeah yeah yeahYeah yeah yeah yeah yeahYeah yeah yeah yeah yeahYeah yeah yeah(instrumental)
BONEJANGLES
So they conjured up a plan to meet late at nightThey told not a sould, kept the whole thing tightNow her mother's wedding dress fit like a gloveYou don't need much when you're really in loveExcept for a few things, or so I'm toldLike the family jewls and a sachel of goldThen next to the grave yard by the old oak treeOn a dark foggy night at a quarter to threeShe was ready to go, but where was he
BONE BOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
She waited
BONE BOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
There in the shadows, was it the man?
BONE BOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
Het little heart beat so loud
BONEBOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
And then baby, everything went black
Now when she opened her eyes she was dead as dustHer jewls were missin' and her heart was bustSo she made a vow lyin' under that treeThat she'd wait for her true love to come set her freeAlways waiting for someone to ask for her handWhen out of the blue comes this groovy young manWho vows forever to be by her sideAnd that's the story of our own corpse bride

Corpse Bride Soundtrack Lyrics: According to Plan

Mrs. VanDort: It's a beautiful day.
Mr. VanDort: It's a rather nice day.
Mrs. VanDort: A day for a glorious wedding.
Mr. VanDort: A rehearsal, my dear, to be perfectly clear.
Mrs. VanDort: A rehearsal for a glorious wedding.
Mr. VanDort: Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know,
Mrs. VanDort: That nothing unexpected interferes with the show.
Mr. And Mrs. VanDort: And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go...
Mrs. VanDort: According to plan,
Mr. VanDort: Our son will be married.
Mrs. VanDort: According to plan,
Mr. VanDort: Our family carried,
Mr. And Mrs. VanDort: We'll go right into to the heights of society...
Mrs. VanDort: To the costume balls,
Mr. VanDort: In the hallowed halls.
Mrs. VanDort: Rubbing elbows with the finest.
Mr. VanDort: Having crumpets with her highness.
Mr. And Mrs. VanDort: We'll be there, we'll be seen, having tea with the queen.We'll forget everything...that we've ever ever been.
Mrs. Everglot: It's a terrible day
Mr. Everglot: Now don't be that way
Mrs. Everglot: It's a terrible day for a wedding.
Mr. Everglot: It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in,
Mrs. Everglot: That has led to this ominous wedding.
Mr. Everglot: How could our family have come to this?
Mr. and Mrs. Everglot: To marry off our daughter to the noveaux-rich.
Mrs. Everglot: They're so common,
Mr. Everglot: So coarse.
Mrs. Everglot: Oh, it couldn't be worse!
Mr. Everglot: It couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree.It could be land-rich bankrupt aristocracy, without a penny to their name...just like you...and me.
Mrs. Everglot: Oh, dear.
Mr. and Mrs. Everglot: And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go...
Mrs. Everglot: According to plan,
Mr. Everglot: Our daughter will wed.
Mrs. Everglot: According to plan,
Mr. Everglot: Our family lead,
Mr. and Mrs. Everglot: From the depths of deepest poverty,
Mrs. Everglot: To the noble realm,
Mr. Everglot: Of our ancestors.
Mr. and Mrs. Everglot: And who'd have guessed in a million years that our daughter, with the face
Mr. Everglot: of an otter in disgrace,
Mr. and Mrs. Everglot: Would provide our ticket to our rightful place?
Victoria (speaking): What if Victor and I don't...like each other?
Mrs. Everglot (speaking): Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
Victoria (speaking): Surely you must...a little...
Mr. and Mrs. Everglot (speaking): Of course not!
Mrs. Everglot (speaking): Get those corsets laced properly...I can hear you speak without gasping.Marriage is a partnership. A little tit-for-tat. You'd think a lifetime watching us
Mrs. Everglot(singing): might have taught her that.Might have taught her that.
Mr. Everglot: Everything must be perfect
Mrs. Everglot: Everything must be perfect
Mr. Everglot: Everything must be perfect
Mr. and Mrs. Everglot: Everything must be perfect, perfect,
The VanDorts and the Everglots: That's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go...According to plan!

哈利波特中的哪一個角色

你就像是紫微星的麥教授 Minerva McGonagall

如果你還記得，從故事一開始，就出現在哈利波特家門口的那只神秘黑貓。那麼，對於在霍格華茲擔任副校長，專門教授變形魔法的黑髮女巫，就一定會留有深刻印象。嗯，是的，你扮演的就是這位麥教授了！

自尊心強、重視禮儀，在這一點上，你和這位治學嚴謹的麥教授很像。你本身是很重視人與人之間的尊重的，即使是再好的朋友或者親人，你也會表現出一副溫文爾雅的禮貌態度來。不過，如果看在不熟悉你的人眼?，或許會認為你這是在刻意的保持距離。但是如果真正走進了你的世界，才會發現，原來這並不是你清高，只是你從來就是覺得，彼此的尊重很重要，彼此的自律同樣也很必要。

就像麥格教授，在學生面前的威信絕不亞于麻瓜世界?的高級法官。公正不偏私心，似乎是她慣有的風格。哪怕是自己的學院也毫不偏袒，該出手時就出手，在《神秘的魔法石》?，居然一狠心，就扣了葛萊芬多整整150分！如此的魄力，當然你也有。只不過，你會顯得更加沈穩一點。遇事時，能夠前後細細思量一番，然後再去作決定。

Holloween Night!

十月三十一號晚, 同朋友食完飯, 走去朗豪坊飲野, 點知就間接慶祝左萬聖節. o個晚好多鬼,好正.所以影左好多相...呵呵

o個晚仲見到一件好攪笑既事添.....d鬼走黎走去嚇人, 咁坐我地隔離檯有三女一男喎, 其中一個女人 (睇落年紀都唔細,樣貌普通啦), 係咁叫博命攬住隔離個男人. 初頭另外兩個女仔都有叫, 後來佢地都唔理佢,走開離遠睇,由得o個女人攬住個男人...而o個男人就用手指篤o個女人, 最好笑係o個女人唔知周圍已經無哂鬼,又叫又攬, 最後到佢地走既時候,個男人件衫亂哂.......
真係大開眼界,第一次見到咁狼死既女人....... 果然係萬聖節,連狼女都走"賣"出黎......

Happy Halloween!!

萬聖節快樂!!今晚同朋友食飯, 跟住去飲野, 間接慶祝左萬聖節. 影左好多相整理一下遲D放上黎~~呵呵^0^